to close to being arrested

[Xx420.JUGGALO.420xX]

today me and 2 friends bought sum weed and the one who was holding the weed had a couple other empty bags in his pockets. so we're riding along the bike trail towards my house and he starts throwin out the bags. when we finally got to my house, kevin realised that he had thrown out the weed! god, i was so pissed off at him. we stormed out of the house and rode back to the trail and looked for the pot. i was the one who found it so i put it in my pocket and rode back to kevin who was waiting for me on the trail. i pulled it out and said "look i found it!" and my friend steve says "oh shit dude watch out" so i turn around and there's a park district enforcer guy on his super golf cart thingy. i quickly shoved the weed in my pocket and turned around and slowly rode my bike away and then when i couldn't see him, i took off riding as fast as i could. i looked back and he was chasing me so i though to myself "well i know what i gotta do", took a deep breathe and rammed my shit into a tree. i flew over the handle bars and hit some more trees. i hurried up and crawled as fast as i could and threw the weed into sum bush's and then i layed on the ground and tried to blend in (i was stoned at the time) then he stops and parks about 7 feet away from me. i get up and fake limp pver to him and say "hey i'm sorry, my cell phone rang and i tryed to answer it and i crashed into a tree." he looked at me like...yeah right...but he said "oh reallY? are you ok?" i said "yeah i'm fine thank you for the help" and he just looked at me funny and drove off.

i was so lucky. but i think i was smart for throwing it (incase he searched me). after he left and i made sure he was gone, i went back into the spot and picked up the bud.

Xx420.JUGGALO.420xX Reviewed by Xx420.JUGGALO.420xX on 07-07-2005. to close to being arrested today me and 2 friends bought sum weed and the one who was holding the weed had a couple other empty bags in his pockets. so we're riding along the bike trail towards my house and he starts throwin out the bags. when we finally got to my house, kevin realised that he had thrown out the weed! god, i was so pissed off at him. we stormed out of the house and rode back to the trail and looked for the pot. i was the one who found it so i put it in my pocket and rode back to kevin who was waiting for Rating: 5

[Creeper]

Wow sounds like a pretty trippy ass adventure..lol.

[Mogizzle]

lol that would be some funny shit to watch if recorded.

[photosynthesis]

haha i never heard of someone crashing into some shit to play it off thats pretty slick

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Lol are you sure he was actually chasing you? Cuz that would be funny if you were just stoned and thought he was because he was just driving behind you. Cuz if he was chasing you dont you think he would have said more then just asking if your okay? Lol jw... but that was hilarous. Lol i would never crash into a tree to play it off. Lol and even if a park district enforcer found you with weed, you wouldnt get arrested. Is he gonna haul you off in his golf cart? Lol and shit all youd do is get a fine and have to appear in court, and then get prohbation. Unless your laws are diff but i doubt they are THAT diff. Lol and im not trying to flame, just lettin you know you wouldnt have gotten arrested for a lil bit of weed.

[holiday in cambodia]

ha i did the same thing happen before. We were skateboarding on these stairs when i saw a pig walk towards us. I knew he was gonna search us cause we were making alot of noise and skateing infront of a sign that said no skateing(bad time to have weed on u). so i ollied and purposly bailed on the grass by some bushes with the weed in my hand. When i fell behind the bushes where the Pig couldnt see me i threw the bag in there. He did search us so it was pretty lucky i did that.

[Encatuse]

"well i know what i gotta do"

And then you crashed into a tree.

Fucking.Hilarious.

Last thing I was expecting you to do was crash into a tree. I thought you were gonna eat it, baggie too. Or something. But you crashed into a tree, much smarter thinking, because that way your friends don't hate you for eating all the weed.

-laughs- Awesome story.

[Oli]

Would he even have had the right to search you? I would have just bombed it away and hope his cart wasn't very fast.

[partyguy420]

that sounds fun ohh yea. if that guy would have seached u and found the weed he would have called the real pigs. i did basicaly the same thing except it was on a quad and i crashed into a ditch. thank god my it was on a corner and my cuzian was on th other side or he would have thought i was drunk or sumthin cuz i went in to the brush on one side droped it and crashed into the ditch on the othere side he searched me and my cuzian he only found a brand new pipe on my cuzian never used so the pig couldnt say it was for pot.

[Mirno Sctlnd]

I kinda had something like that happen to me. Me and a mate went to a park we never usually go to in aberdeen to meet our dealer. We get their and see in the corner of the park a toilet block with benches under its roof, we see theirs no one around that area so head over thinking its the perfect place to roll up. So next thing we know half way through rolling the joint a park official comes up to us and stares at the joint, At this point im thinking we're busted. But then he starts telling us that he's here to lock the toilet and that we better get out of their because its where all the gays go to get jiggy. As you can imagine we left never to return to that spot.