to close to being arrested

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol i would never crash into a tree to play it off. Lol and even if a park district enforcer found you with weed, you wouldnt get arrested. Is he gonna haul you off in his golf cart? Lol and shit all youd do is get a fine and have to appear in court, and then get prohbation. Unless your laws are diff but i doubt they are THAT diff. - Penguin

I'd rather crash into a tree, than get a fine, appear in court and get probation

[somebody someone]

you purposly went over the handle bars coz u had weed on u?! im the only one sitting here saying WTF, he never wud have caught up with u in a shity thing like that!

[mono repin]

Yeah, I def would never go over the handlebars just to hide some weed. The fact that he just went on his way says he pretty much wasn't chasing you. Rangers in my experience don't give a fuck anyways. They work in nature... I'm estimating 75% of them are weed heads themselves.

[SENSESFAIL]

its like one of those crazy disney movies

[slipknotpsycho]

omg i've only taken one hit today and i can't stop laughing about that...that shit is hilarious as fuck...sounds like something i'd do. or i woulda just rode fast as all hell (even the cops woulda had a hard time catching me on a bike then when he wasn't near i woulda just dropped the shit and sat down somewhere near buy after deflating my tire....told one of the friends to go head over and get a pump and wait out of sight...waited there to make sure the dude wasn't following me and when he was gone woulda started back. til i met with the friend with the pump.

[Sentinel]

fuckin stupid stoners lol. I can imagine myself being really high convincing myself that someone was chasing me in a golf cart and crashing into a tree.

[Gothen]

I couldn't imagine having to do that either. If it came down to it, I'd probably do the same thing, though. There is no way I'd get caught again if all I had to do was crash and maybe get a scraped elbow or something.

That was a pretty good story, though. lol

[Xx420.JUGGALO.420xX]

lol yeah i'm kinda sure that he was chasing me. i just freeked out and made a last second decision when i saw him riding behind me. i think he knew about the weed cause had to have seen it. i was right infront of him holding up the baggy. and yeah, i'm glad i crashed cause i am not gonna get caught like that. my mom is a social worker and she told me that if i ever get caught, i will go to rehab. no way dude. not that. and i'm 15 by the way. and the golf cart thingy goes really fast probly around 25 or 30 mph. i've seen him chase people

[OR Freebird]

You think fast on your feet, grasshopper

When you can snatch this hash chunk from my hand you will be ready ...

[JFisher]

Damn that's good. I had a close encounter at the airport a few days ago. I was leaving for a family trip, and I decided it would be brilliant to eat a magic brownie beforehand so I could relax and maybe get some sleep on the flight. My roommate and I made them the night before, we had smoked out too, and the next day I happened to wear the same jeans to the airport that I had been wearing that night.

So my family and I are standing there waiting to get our bags checked, and a cop was going around with a dog sniffing everyone and their luggage. I realized the pants I had on, and thanked god I wasn't stupid enough to have anything on me. But still, I didn't want to be searched in front of my family because a drug dog caught a whiff of something. So the dog gets to me, and doesn't do the usual 1 second sniff and instead starts getting really interested in my leg. The cop looks at me funny, and then pulls the dog back away from me. I nearly shit my pants. I was soooo high, it was my first time eating weed hahahahah.

Anyway, lesson learned, change your pants.