Fifty miligrams of 2c-i?
Fifty miligrams of 2c-i?!

*bouncy piano vamp, mayor enters stage left*

Say Mayor, have ya heard the news? There's fifty miligrams of 2c-i headed this way! Should be here before the sabbath!

Oh gee, Curly, where'd ya ever glean such glorious information?

I heard it from Black Tar Bart, Mister Mayor! And everyone knows to trust the word of Black Tar Bart!

Well then, Curly, I suppose you'd best help spread the news while I organize a welcome committee!

Gosh mayor, I'm so dog-gone excited I could just... why, I could just...

Yes, Curly, you could just what?

I could just SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGG, OHHHHHH

*mayor and curly in unison*

Yes we're singing
and dancing
and ginger-fairy-prancing
You love me and 2C-I love youuuuu
But before we can trip balls we've got ever so much to do!

*return to vamp, other townsfolk wander in*

Heya Curly! Howdy Mayor Birchum! What's all the hullabaloo?

Oh, hello Cowboy Neal! Why, th' mayor and I were just celebrating on account of the good news!

Aw yeah? What good news is that?

Well, why don'tcha sing along and find out!

We buy it
Supply it
And then we'll 2C-I it!
You eat some I'll eat some more with youuuuuu!
But before we can lose ego we've got oh so much to do!

*other villagers join in elaborately choreographed dance*

Our parents
They told us
That drugs would just unfold us
But what I see tells me that's just not truuuuuuuue

Oh you know that I
(you know that I)

Could tell no lie
(no fucking lie!)

Oh, twooooooo seeeee
EYYYYYEEEEE LOOOOOVVE
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*orchestra flourishes*

*curtain*
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