pot etiquette

[Dick Justice]

Haha, most of these lists are only six rules long. Sweet

[dark0ne]

always repay thoughs who have smoked you up in the past.
pass to the right, unless other wise noted.
dealer packs first, then you pack after.
1bong rip,2 hits on a joint/blunt.
if you slobber on my pipe, i'll dope slap you!
weed is a happy drug, if evryone smoked it WE WOULD ALL GE ALONG

[nomadherbman]

3.) One hit off a pipe, three off a joint or blunt, you fuck up, you're out of rotation.

what!?! man its PUFF PUFF PASS.

theres etiquette and then theres petty little rules...why fuss about who gets second, third, fourth, or what ever hit. it almost always causes aurgements and irritation.. YOUR WEED, YOUR HIT....THEN PASS THE DOUBIE TO THE LEFT HAND SIDE... some people i know do the poke poke thing, which ever person directly to your right or left pokes you first gets second hit and it follows rotation.....

and i word from me, a former dealer.......its not always neccessary to smoke us up, but PLEASE!! stay and chat for a while....i hated those priks that were short on the phone and then grab and go in person....nothing pissed me off more! i just droped what i was doing and drove 10+ mins for you!! show some respect, and common curtisty! Dealing, atleast at the higher end, is a full time job, and hard work, constant running around, dealing with people, keeping track of all your shit....it gets to after a while, not to mention the paranioa that comes with it.....imagin be on call 24/7

There was this one group of girls tho that insisted on smoking me up everytime....they even packed their bowls or joints with their own weed and passed it to the person next to them to spark...and i tell you, they got heavy and cheap bags everytime...Treat your suppliers good and they'll treat you the same

[VoodooChild]

i rembered a rule that i had forgotten.
puke outside of my house or you better make it to the toilet.
for some reason ppl tend to puke at my house
and ppl should clean up after they make munchies

[Deborah]

Im old now, no more circles of friends...lol Just me and my stuff and TV now. lol Oh and a beer now and then...lol

[Jake0steve]

On the stealing of lighters, the people in my town seem worse than others. I go somewhere with a green and a red bic, and I will leave with a black bic and two purple bics or something.

We get very confused with the lighters, and people just pass the lighters around even though everyone has one, and I myself try to hand people lighters and they dont pay attention so i set it on my lap and use it later and then end up with it.

Wow, strangely enough I decided to look in the pocket and found that I didn't have my blue bic and my flame bic, I now have a black bic with what looks like a sticker of godzilla's eye on it..lol

The packer of the bowl or roller of the joint gets first hit around here, and they usually offer it to the person whose weed it is, and the person will tell them they get the privalege.

Anyway, ya people always have severe rules for blowing into the bowl or bong, mine is you are out of the rotation for the next bowl unless you make me a sandwich.

[Oli]

Roller sparks up and takes first tokes. Then it goes to whoever brought the weed, who decides the toke pass. Joint then travels left around the circle.

[BoboGanja]

The first time I toked ever was with some friends, and I made a "rule" by instinct, and one that stuck. We were boxing my walk-in closet, and one of my buds was wanting to pee, but our last bowl wasn't done. He get up to open the door, and I called out "Hey, don't break the box man!". Its been a rule of our ever since... don't break the box unless its an emergency.

Our "rules" (we aren't strict on most of them...):

1. (one of our strict rules) Don't make people laugh while they are hitting! That shit is uncool to the extreme! Spilled bongs, blown-out pipes, messed up joints, and a lot of caughing are the only results. You got something funny to say, wait a minute for the person to hit first.

2. (another more strict rule) Don't break the box unless you have some kind of emergency. If you're gonna puke, can't breathe well, or pee yourself, thats one thing, but no breaking the box for little things.

3. If you got some green, pack something, even just a small bowl or something. If you got nothing, thats one thing, but holding out is generally not cool. Of course, there are exceptions, but try to pack up something.

4. Pass to the left. Some people pass to the right, but we've always passed to the left. Once everyone's good and stoned, though, this rule is relaxed a lot.

5. ASK BEFORE TOUCHING/PACKING/MESSING WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S GREEN! This is our only nom-negotiable rule, and for very good reasons. People get easily pissed over this shit, and its not cool.

6. Finally, don't bring random people into the circle that no one but yourself knows without permission. It gets rather... quiet when this happens, at least where I com from.

[1e64102e]

My cousin's stupid bitch girlfriend is a mexican weed-hound - she holds onto that fucking joint forever. I'd really enjoy smashing her face. Amazing; the bitch doesn't even work, so she ought to have very humble smoking habits instead of being a sow! Always practice regard for fellow smokers - and they'll do likewise!

[llamaman666]

I am an outlaw. And you are allowed to take bics man. If they don't ask for it and you have it your allowed to take it.........And we hardly clear the pipe cuz the next hit will be in a second so who gives a flying fuck. And theres plenty of blowing in faces