Since everyone's making lists I might as well list me and my buddies (which we nearly wrote down just cause we've selected these on a case by case basis over a long time)

1. Everyone who wants to smoke may smoke. There is no such thing as exclusionary smoking, no matter what the foul may be (even coughing into the bong will not dump you from the rotation)

2. You smoke enough bowls that each person gets greens at one point down the line.

3. When more than one person has weed, the bowl is packed/joint is rolled with samples of each, for equality bordering on communism

4. If you wetlip, you are expected to wipe it off on your own shirt

5. If someone didn't get a good hit, a re-light is in order, no questions asked. This continues until a good hit is achieved (this is useful actually because sometimes there will be a clog and someone who likes to smoke peaceful instead of fiending on it may be denied their full smoke)

6. None of this "I gotta save a bowl for later" bullshit, if there is one bowl's worth left, it is getting smoked here and now.


Those are our six golden rules, and they have never failed us. We really are too equal about some shit though, like when Jason was rolling a joint and we decided that because he was rolling one we each had to roll one. So instead of a gram, we smoked close to four grams that day. But still, I wouldn't call that a "waste" so much as a "wasteful way of having a great day"