Quote Originally Posted by IrieAllie
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.
haha these are the ones that qualify me...