Jesus

[ermitonto]

Well, we can pretty safely rule out the idea of a Second Coming, since Jesus and all his followers predicted it would happen in the first century AD.
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/theolo...prophecies.htm
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/theolo...liar_fraud.htm
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/theolo...e_by_verse.htm

a barrel of wine doesnt impress me, jesus. ive seen that blaine dude levitate for christs sakes!! next time turn the oceans into LSD..then i think u will get some attention.

Maybe you should become a Blainetologist heehee.

[naturalmystic]

Jesus did come back in 2000. unfortunately he came back as a peurto rican and nobody noticed.

Oh my god! I should've made this connection earlier, Jesus came back to us in the form of Elian Gonzalez!! It all just makes perfect sense now.