Newbie to weed: anyone care to take me through?

[Encatuse]

the first time i got high i passed out and shit myself,there was piss all over my legs and everything,that wasnt even the worst part

when i woke up i was in a graveyard with my dick stuck in the ass of a corpse that i had obviously dug up while i was off my tits,there was a live budgie taped to my ankle and my ass was bleeding


ill never forget that,we all have crazy first times so just fasten ur seat belt and enjoy the ride amigo

Damn dude, and I didn't even get high my first time. Lame. Where do you get your stuff btw? Do you have the stuff that makes eggs look like brains?

[somebody someone]

its a crazy thing, people not getting high the first time, really pisses me off sometimes! coz people who only want to try it once think they know what its like to be high, like these wanabe girls who think theyre getting it right by saying "well i didnt get fucked but i just felt like hugging everyone and i felt really safe" they expect thats what its like, probs didnt even inhale it did you bitch, urgh...

[Whorebag]

its a crazy thing, people not getting high the first time, really pisses me off sometimes! coz people who only want to try it once think they know what its like to be high, like these wanabe girls who think theyre getting it right by saying "well i didnt get fucked but i just felt like hugging everyone and i felt really safe" they expect thats what its like, probs didnt even inhale it did you bitch, urgh...

Haha. Well. I did it, but suprise suprise, didn't get in the least bit high. I was just very chilled, but that's probably because I had like, my first smoke in 2 days.. due to having no money. :/ I got a bit giggly once we'd finished the joint, but that was it. Hasn't put me off or anything, I know it'll be better next time.. so I'll be smoking some more on Saturday night and hopefully I should feel something then.

Ah yeah - it made my mouth feel disgusting, dunno if you can get cotton mouth on your first go but it certainly felt like I've heard it described.

[Dick Justice]

Oh yeah I remember the cotton mouth my first time, like my mouth was sticking together. I thought "Hey, maybe I should grab a soda, and while I'm at the fridge maybe a light snack..."


hahahahaha

[Sentinel]

Gflow your first time was like 2 weeks ago you goof. Actin like your all experienced n shit lol.

[Deborah]

I smoked hash my fist time to get high. I was 13 and was in my friends old big doll house in her back yard where she raised mice. Talking about a trip...lol I had these mice running all over me..This was back in the days of the movie "Willard"....lol

[supersonicchronic]

Be parepared to puke your ass of, and have an out of body experience. Heavy vommiting, followed by at least 20 hours of Coma like symptons. Your ears will probably bleed, and your nose will wiggle. Your hair will grow at least 17 inches your first time, and your shit will turn bright purple. Everything you know now forget about knowing in the future. Your 3rd toe will grow longer then your second toe, and your left arm will twitch for the rest of your life. At least thats what I heard, me myself have never smoked, I just like coming on this site cause my grandma is in prison. Good luck

[Whorebag]

Be parepared to puke your ass of, and have an out of body experience. Heavy vommiting, followed by at least 20 hours of Coma like symptons. Your ears will probably bleed, and your nose will wiggle. Your hair will grow at least 17 inches your first time, and your shit will turn bright purple. Everything you know now forget about knowing in the future. Your 3rd toe will grow longer then your second toe, and your left arm will twitch for the rest of your life. At least thats what I heard, me myself have never smoked, I just like coming on this site cause my grandma is in prison. Good luck

Haha. Thankyou, I needed that, my day has been like total shit.