Be parepared to puke your ass of, and have an out of body experience. Heavy vommiting, followed by at least 20 hours of Coma like symptons. Your ears will probably bleed, and your nose will wiggle. Your hair will grow at least 17 inches your first time, and your shit will turn bright purple. Everything you know now forget about knowing in the future. Your 3rd toe will grow longer then your second toe, and your left arm will twitch for the rest of your life. At least thats what I heard, me myself have never smoked, I just like coming on this site cause my grandma is in prison. Good luck
supersonicchronic Reviewed by supersonicchronic on . Newbie to weed: anyone care to take me through? Ok so on Saturday I'll be trying weed for the first time with a few (experienced) friends, and basically I'd really appreciate a run through of what happens your first time before, during, and after.. get me? Anything I have to be careful of, how to inhale (I'm not new to smoking, I smoke tobacco regularly) all good stuff like that. I really don't wanna be embarrasing myself here, so yeah - I'd like to be filled in if anyone would be kind enough. Thanks. Rating: 5