Quote Originally Posted by professer evil
the first time i got high i passed out and shit myself,there was piss all over my legs and everything,that wasnt even the worst part

when i woke up i was in a graveyard with my dick stuck in the ass of a corpse that i had obviously dug up while i was off my tits,there was a live budgie taped to my ankle and my ass was bleeding


ill never forget that,we all have crazy first times so just fasten ur seat belt and enjoy the ride amigo

Oh thank god!! i thaught i was the only one
rollinKansas Reviewed by rollinKansas on . Newbie to weed: anyone care to take me through? Ok so on Saturday I'll be trying weed for the first time with a few (experienced) friends, and basically I'd really appreciate a run through of what happens your first time before, during, and after.. get me? Anything I have to be careful of, how to inhale (I'm not new to smoking, I smoke tobacco regularly) all good stuff like that. I really don't wanna be embarrasing myself here, so yeah - I'd like to be filled in if anyone would be kind enough. Thanks. Rating: 5