Newbie to weed: anyone care to take me through?

[Whorebag]

Ok so on Saturday I'll be trying weed for the first time with a few (experienced) friends, and basically I'd really appreciate a run through of what happens your first time before, during, and after.. get me? Anything I have to be careful of, how to inhale (I'm not new to smoking, I smoke tobacco regularly) all good stuff like that. I really don't wanna be embarrasing myself here, so yeah - I'd like to be filled in if anyone would be kind enough. Thanks.

Whorebag Reviewed by Whorebag on 07-06-2005. Newbie to weed: anyone care to take me through? Ok so on Saturday I'll be trying weed for the first time with a few (experienced) friends, and basically I'd really appreciate a run through of what happens your first time before, during, and after.. get me? Anything I have to be careful of, how to inhale (I'm not new to smoking, I smoke tobacco regularly) all good stuff like that. I really don't wanna be embarrasing myself here, so yeah - I'd like to be filled in if anyone would be kind enough. Thanks. Rating: 5

[slipknotpsycho]

i can't explain the high, but before you go grab any munchies you can (it's like class you have to share witheveryone) make sure you have plenty to drink for the cotton mouth. hit it like you would a cigarette (if you're smoking a joint) but when you inhale don't just blow it back out estimate about 15 seconds before blowing it back out and repeate as nessicary, if using a pipe, same principal put the stem (part you suck from) up to your mouth and put a flame to the bowl (where the weed is) and start sucking, when it get lit enougth (coupel of seconds) take the lighter away it'll stay lit, but the more the lighter is on it the more it burns, same concept hold for awhile then exhale. bong is a bit more complicated depending on if it has a carb (small hole in the side somewhere) [some glass pipes have carbs also] you put your finger over the carb and begin to hit, keep hitting it until you about 2 seconds after you feel the smoke in your lungs, then you let go of the carb and suck really hard. if it has a slide (where the bowl assembly comes out of the bong, mainly on water bongs) you do the same with the carb except instead of removing your finger from the hole you take out the slide then power hit it. gravity bong, let them do the filling and then just suck out all the smoke (you'll know what i'm talking about if you smoke out of one) til the water reaches your lips ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING, IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE ABOUT TO COUGH NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE SMOKING OUT OF PASS THE DAMN DEVICE, coughing into the smoke utensil is a seroius party foul and is very bad.

[slipknotpsycho]

btw if you smoke out of a blunt (cigar) it's the same as a joint, and when you do get really high don't be afraid to say i've had enough, being ragged on for being weak is a hell ova lot less worse then smoking too much your frist time and puking/being sick and being turned off your first time . go to erwoid and do your reasearch, always do research on every drug you try, read experience reports and it's actual effects on the body .

[Lily420]

wear a helmet for safety!!!!


"Mom...dad...if weed is so dangerious then why dont I need a helmet?"

[ezjim]

buckle your seat belt bro you are about to go on a very long ride indeed enjoy and welcome to the fun side of life now get your ass over to the NORML website and join the union..[ sorrry i could not resist that one ] i hope you have a good time and remember moderation is key to having a good 1st experiance once you have taken a couple tokes wait 10-15 minutes to see how it effects you if you feel good or diff wait a while before doin more good luck and let us all know how it went

[somebody someone]

i dont think theres any guide lines you can give, my first time it just happend i didnt ask any questions... you gotta discover it for yourself, all i can say is ENJOI IT you'll never be as high again

[Oli]

Don't over do it, it could ruin weed for you and that would suck. Joint/Blunts would be best for a first timer. Gravity or normal bongs would probably be a little too powerful so stick to joints blunts or bowls.

[Beeblebrox.420]

Bear in mind that some people do not experience effects their first time smoking, or maybe even the first few times. The first time I smoked, nothing. The second time, still nothing. Third time: BAM!! So, if you don't feel anything the first time out, don't fret. My suspicion is that some people don't have sufficient CB1 receptors in their brains, but smoking weed for the first time begins to trigger the formation of additional receptors. Once sufficient receptors are present, then the effects of smoking become stronger. I don't know how frequent this condition is, but it seems to be fairly common, from what I can gather.

[professer evil]

the first time i got high i passed out and shit myself,there was piss all over my legs and everything,that wasnt even the worst part

when i woke up i was in a graveyard with my dick stuck in the ass of a corpse that i had obviously dug up while i was off my tits,there was a live budgie taped to my ankle and my ass was bleeding


ill never forget that,we all have crazy first times so just fasten ur seat belt and enjoy the ride amigo

[Whorebag]

Thanks alot guys. Haha professer - you shit yourself? Fuck. :/
Anyways, I'm off out now for a couple hours, should be fun.. thanks for the advice, you lot.

One last thing, though. Is it okay to smoke on an empty stomach, and how can it affect you? Ie; will it make you throw up, etc?