the first time i got high i passed out and shit myself,there was piss all over my legs and everything,that wasnt even the worst part

when i woke up i was in a graveyard with my dick stuck in the ass of a corpse that i had obviously dug up while i was off my tits,there was a live budgie taped to my ankle and my ass was bleeding


ill never forget that,we all have crazy first times so just fasten ur seat belt and enjoy the ride amigo