Newbie to weed: anyone care to take me through?

[MeatRulz]

i dont think smokin weed will make u throw up unless ur a puss bag so you should be good since u smoke ciggs at least i never did...

[ermitonto]

go to erwoid and do your reasearch, always do research on every drug you try, read experience reports and it's actual effects on the body .

He means Erowid, a very informative drug website (no bullshit government propaganda), found here.

My advice is, be sure to hold it in, and not in your mouth but in your lungs, and you will probably get high, although a lot of people don't get high on their first try (like me), so if you don't feel anything don't worry, just try it a couple more times and you will definitely get it.

And don't worry about any negative effects. It will definitely be a very positive experience. I've been smoking for a few years now and I've never had a bad experience on pot (that wasn't caused by the pigs in blue, or somebody else who shouldn't have known I was smoking). Just don't get all paranoid. There really is nothing to worry about. One time my friend and I got this Lutheran choir boy to try pot and he was all freaked out about getting caught (even though we were in the top of a barn in the middle of bumfuck nowhere) and got totally paranoid, which was hilarious for us but probably not fun for him. I think he was just being a pussy and fretting about breaking his parents' wishes, but hey, what they don't know can't hurt them, so just sit back, relax, put on some mellow music and enjoy the ride. You won't regret it.

[slipknotpsycho]

Thanks alot guys. Haha professer - you shit yourself? Fuck. :/
Anyways, I'm off out now for a couple hours, should be fun.. thanks for the advice, you lot.

One last thing, though. Is it okay to smoke on an empty stomach, and how can it affect you? Ie; will it make you throw up, etc?

just ignore him, he loves to go around posting nonsensical stupid shit just to irk people. yes you can smoke on an empty stomach, just be prepared to have EXTRA munchies around. i've found (don't know how true it is) that i get much higher on an empty stomach.

[daZenfmeister]

yeah if you need to come down kinda quick just stuff your face.

[Checkminus]

My first time my friend was a bitch and wouldn't let me stop, we ended up walking back to back all the way back to my house because we thought someone was gonan sneak up on us. (He'd only been smoking for a month or so.)

[OR Freebird]

Just remember to be paraniod and you'll be fine.

Unlike a cigarette, you must inhale and hold the smoke in your lungs -- until your face turns all red and your eyes water and you start snorting thru your nose -- then exhale deeply -- cough -- and enjoy the ride

[Dick Justice]

Don't forget to bring a towel!

[rollinKansas]

the first time i got high i passed out and shit myself,there was piss all over my legs and everything,that wasnt even the worst part

when i woke up i was in a graveyard with my dick stuck in the ass of a corpse that i had obviously dug up while i was off my tits,there was a live budgie taped to my ankle and my ass was bleeding


ill never forget that,we all have crazy first times so just fasten ur seat belt and enjoy the ride amigo

Oh thank god!! i thaught i was the only one

[GfLoW]

Yeah I remember my first time.

Fun as hell.

Just remember, don't be paranoid, and if you feel like you've had enough, STOP!

LoL welcome to the world of weed.

[budbuzz420]

One thing i went through on my first time was that i was nervous and started to get second toughts.if that happens take a few deep breats listen to some music and decide weather or not to toke up. remember if you dont want to you dont have to. but try to be in a comftorble place with some trusted friends. but believe me its worth it. the first few times for me didnt work but stick with it and enjoy. have fun.