Okay try this

[Capt. Carl]

that's Dick's department.

Dick, bring the motor oil, the hatchet, a toothbrush, and a gerbil. STAT

dont put the gerbil in my anus!

Capt. Carl Reviewed by Capt. Carl on 07-06-2005. Okay try this Use the computer monitor as a source of soft light. Make the other lights in the room dark. Face a light background (I used a blank white wall) and put your fingers together, tip to tip, about 6-10 inches in front of your face. Now, try and look past your fingers and relax your eyes. You'll start to see a contrast around your fingers, negative imprint on the retina or something. Okay here's where I really freaked: Pull your fingers apart slowly--there is a white rope of energy between Rating: 5

[Dick Justice]

Oh lord no. Not before the motor oil anyway.

[w4terb0ng]

lol.
wait...
*eats some nutmeg*

[looseends]

you all r funny as sh!t

[Hydrizzle]

I tried to do that, but it doesn't work.... then again I'm one of those fucks who can't see the Magic Eye pictures.

I have heard there is a "blind spot" your eyes can't see roughly 1 foot in front of your face, if you close one eye and move your hand to a certain spot, you will see a black hole in the middle of your hand.... can't see that either..... *sigh*

[mellowman420]

did you really eat the nutmeg, how was it? im a little drunk and way too lazy for the whole finger thing. your ass is only for pooping, only gay people put stuff in it.

[mellowman420]

ok so i lied, i tried the finger thing and could not do it

[Juggalotus17]

Didn't work. Give more details on how to do it.

[forestcouch]

holy shit it worked. im not tottally convinced its not just my eyes playing tricks on me, but next time ill do it for longer and see if its clearer

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Didn't work, i can see the magic eye things... but, i can't tell what it is, it's just like the shape of something indented ino the page and i can't see what it is until i look at the answer page thing (cool to do when high)