If you took a drug test right now...

[EverydayJunglist]

lol good luck???? you dont need luck when your on heroin

EverydayJunglist Reviewed by EverydayJunglist on 07-06-2005. If you took a drug test right now... What substances would you test postive for? Assume it is an extended drug test, for those of you whose minds fly high. For me it would just be cannabis, heroin and MDMA but damn would that look bad. Rating: 5

[Dick Justice]

Pot, LSA, alcohol.

[187]

weed

[ermitonto]

Weed. And caffeine but I doubt they would test for that.

[Nullific]

True that EJ. True that.

[4252]

Tomato sauce, nicotine, caffine. I have to clean up once per quarter, due to "random" testing. Took a home test a few days ago (neg). Hope I'm not in a fool's paradise. Mid month, well that'll be something else altogether.

Down with insurance company/drug test lab puppet fools. Let them reap the rewards of their lowest-common-denominator, ivory tower mentality.

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[mynameismike0]

alcohol. lsd. nicotine.

[OreO]

HIV

[Hydrizzle]

My THC content would be so high, that everyone would burst out in laughter.

That happened to my friend who got arrested for drunk in public; they read it out and every cop in the place burst out laughing.

[OreO]

woops...wrong test