Paranoid Smokers!

[MaDd]

I was reading the thread about smell what ever. You dont want to get caught for whatever reason heres the way. if your a daily stoner obvisouly you dont care about any of these things but for those whos familys do care and notice shit heres the things i found.

SMELL, LOOK, AND ACTIONS

For smell what i do is before i leave to smoke i spray a lot of colonge and but some lotion on to smell and look fresh. I smoke and i dont blow to much into my clothes ( i smoke on a block not inside) if u gonna be inside just take off your shirt. When you done put it back on and if u smoke cigs do it but u dont have too. if your parents think u dont smoke at all u dont want to have your fingers smelling like a j. so next time you goto KFC ask for the wet napkins things forgot what there called and when ur done smoking just wipe your hands. Latex gloves are good too when u done just throw them out <<LOL gay right lol i had to do it though.
Your breath and lips are very important. I suggest Orbit Pink gum and lip balm chap stick lol <<i learned this cause my x use to tell my mom when i was high cause even though i use to chew gum my lips would smell like smoke and blunt so i always have chap stick. and its all good. Eating food and drinking some good is also good

Look is the 2nd most important. Clear Eyes or Visine LR is a must try pull one lid down and put 2 drops in each eye and dont rub if u spill just wipe the sides of your face but dont rub your eyes. if you have contacts like me its even harder cause they act up sometimes and get dry.

Actions. This is the most important part because even if you smell staright and look fine your actions speak louder then anything. After smoking its always good to air out and walk around get some fresh air. if your in the car put the A/C on for 15 minutes or less then air out before rolling down the minutes. Try to talk so you can respond when you get home. Relax and feel good try not to think so hard. I use to drink alot and lol when i use to go home i use to try to act drunk but i looked so stupid like i was on dope or something i use to try to walk funny lol but just ease off and chill. and not think to hard and relax.

after u master all these things and you prove to whoever that your not high then thats when the rewards flood in and the feeling comes back lol

I hope i helped someone

MaDd Reviewed by MaDd on 07-05-2005. Paranoid Smokers! I was reading the thread about smell what ever. You dont want to get caught for whatever reason heres the way. if your a daily stoner obvisouly you dont care about any of these things but for those whos familys do care and notice shit heres the things i found. SMELL, LOOK, AND ACTIONS For smell what i do is before i leave to smoke i spray a lot of colonge and but some lotion on to smell and look fresh. I smoke and i dont blow to much into my clothes ( i smoke on a block not inside) if Rating: 5

[OR Freebird]

Did what you said, but my parents had me arrested for acting strangely. Can you help get me out of here?

[holiday in cambodia]

my parents dont want me smoking but know i do and if they think im wierd i tell them something thats hard to believe like "yes mom we had some heroin and crack". They just say "yea watever go away".

[GfLoW]

Thanks for the advice, even though I don't get that paranoid while high.

[Juggalotus17]

Honestly, i've been caught more times being paranoid than just smoking, and going home when i have to.

[kimchibanana]

my parents dont want me smoking but know i do and if they think im wierd i tell them something thats hard to believe like "yes mom we had some heroin and crack". They just say "yea watever go away".

haha thats what i used to do

my mom would ask were are u going to and i would say to smoke pot and she said yeah ok. So then when she found out i said i told u what i was doing and u didnt say anything so...