my dad looks at the cookies.... not the history. because he thinks they are an accurate representation of what i look at.

so i point out to him that like 8 different sites were accessed within the same minute.... and that he's a moron if he thinks the cookies are anything other than spyware

he still thinks i looked at a porn site called "underageblondelesbiansfirsttime"

i told him that if i wanted porn i'd go to the gas station and buy some and watch it on the big screen tv and not the shitty computer monitor