Which would you smoke?

[EverydayJunglist]

You don't have to smoke bufo toads.... you can just squeeze them and lick up the juice that comes out of glands on the back of their heads.

Now don't you feel better about it?

dont mean to put u on the spot dick.....but actually you smoke the dried venom it secretes

[Dick Justice]

Oh well what do I know about toad smoking? I am but a simple fisherman!

[BalliN]

in order of liklihood

pot,crack,toads

[koshea]

lol

Lisa to Homer: Dad, have you been licking toads again
Homer to Lisa: I haven't NOT been licking toads




Homer to Islanders on the christian mission eppisode:

dosen't jetlag mean anything to you? JET LAG


Drunk Islander to Homer: How can "ACE" be one AND eleven huh? what kind of god would allow THAT huh?!

[daZenfmeister]

Smoke the toad venom! Eat the weed and flush the crack down the toilet.

[BlueCat]

wow almost 12% of you are toad smokers....
I prefer to smoke the weed with the toad....

[Hydrizzle]

I would like to know, who chose the crackrock? We got some Tyrone's in the house....

[Satovan]

An extremely high grade toad indeed. That description made me almost piss my pants.

[Hydrizzle]

Yes, these high-grade toads can be found in your local pond or stream. Just skin 'em, bake thier skins, and smoke that shit! There is a section about smoking toadskins on erowid.org, thats where i got the idea for toad-smoking.

http://www.erowid.org/animals/toads/toads.shtml

[Hydrizzle]

i know that is where you got the idea... the question is did u have the balls to smoke it?!?

Yes, I have the testicular fortitude to smoke it. Why? Are you questioning the size of my balls? If so, drop your pants and lets see!