A pig walked over to me when me and my mates were skinning up in the middle of a parkat night, they didnt have the usual luminis stuff they usually where so we didnt see them coming to the last moment at which point i decided the safest thing would be to chuck my freshly bought half O. The cop walks over shines his torch at the bag of weed and instead of mentioning it he makes my mate pur out his beer then they just walked away because he said we weren't causing any real trouble.
I wish all pigs were as sound as that.