Quote Originally Posted by ermitonto
"Uhhh, may I speak with the chief of police? Yes I'll hold.
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Excuse me sir, I was planning on driving my green Buick through your quaint little village with 30 kilos of cocaine. I should be in town in about 20 minutes, and then I wanted see if your daughter would give me a blow job for $20. Just wanted to let you know."



Imagine the Crank Yankers the cheif cops after that one....lmao...