Tell yourself: "nobody ever died of smoking weed, I won't be the first"
Tell yourself: "man up you little bitch!"
Tell yourself: "I HATE WEED I HATE IT I HATE IT IM GOING TO POST THIS ON A CANNABIS MSG BOARD JUST SO ALL THE STONERS WILL KNOW I HATE WEED AND WILL UNDOUBTEDLY AGREE WITH ME AND STOP SMOKING WEED"