...alright, so the plan is this. get a jar (nuthing to big, nuthing to small, just ur average alien sized jar)...put a decent bud in the bottom, one thats suuure to grab their attention...now the next bits the sneaky part...u put BUTTER (or lube, whichever is closest) around the inside rim of the jar...so the purple fucknuts jump in after ur weed only to find the walls are to slippery to climb out of!! thats how i caught my alien...his name is alf...hes my friend ... oh wait, maybe that was an 80's tv show ...fuck... ill get back to you on that...
Bunkyhope Reviewed by Bunkyhope on . Aliens are eating my stash Day 1: I know they are. I can smell it on their breath, the little purple bastards. I tried all the usual remedies -- shark repellent, pungi sticks, flypaper -- but I only made them angry. Every day I look there's a little bit more gone, and pot crumbs all over my desk. Day 2: Nailed one, with shrimp fork I was using to clean my bowl. Had the sucker pinned to the table, but as I moved in with the scissors, he ripped off his ear and fled. And the f'r actually grabbed a nug in broad Rating: 5