i would get a dog maybe one of them lil ankle munching breeds they are pretty quick and train em to guard your garden just make sure you gaive it a doggy treat every time he brings ya one of the little weed snatchers or he might go insurgent on you
ezjim Reviewed by ezjim on . Aliens are eating my stash Day 1: I know they are. I can smell it on their breath, the little purple bastards. I tried all the usual remedies -- shark repellent, pungi sticks, flypaper -- but I only made them angry. Every day I look there's a little bit more gone, and pot crumbs all over my desk. Day 2: Nailed one, with shrimp fork I was using to clean my bowl. Had the sucker pinned to the table, but as I moved in with the scissors, he ripped off his ear and fled. And the f'r actually grabbed a nug in broad Rating: 5