Aliens are eating my stash

[hydro cannibal]

GOD I HATE FUCKING ALIENS THAT STEAL MY WEED!!!!

hydro cannibal Reviewed by hydro cannibal on 07-03-2005. Aliens are eating my stash Day 1: I know they are. I can smell it on their breath, the little purple bastards. I tried all the usual remedies -- shark repellent, pungi sticks, flypaper -- but I only made them angry. Every day I look there's a little bit more gone, and pot crumbs all over my desk. Day 2: Nailed one, with shrimp fork I was using to clean my bowl. Had the sucker pinned to the table, but as I moved in with the scissors, he ripped off his ear and fled. And the f'r actually grabbed a nug in broad Rating: 5

[OR Freebird]

lol...

don't forget to bring a towel.

I wasn't planning on hitching a ride with them. But it could be used to take a snap at their ass as thry're runnin for the door.

Will stock towel, and double-sided tape just in case I get lucky. Good idea.

I like the aluminum hat and the Remington. That really makes this a class act. Must act in strictest secrecy to avoid detection.

Will check back later. Kepp those ideas flowin ...

Peace.

Out.

[daZenfmeister]

Call the ghostbusters, oh wait, we're dealing with aliens here? Call Sigourney Weaver!!!

First build a huge spacship stock it with plenty of weed then fly to an uncharted planet, pick up some sort of distress call land on the planet and then fight the little purple bastards. Find their homeworld and have a little boy named ender blow it up with little 3 dimensional squares. Then celebrate by finding a hidden stockpile of weed on Kashyyyk and then smoke out with Chewbacca and his Wookiee harem.

Then wake up a few days later and realize that you took 16 mics of acid.

[molerat]

damn aliens I had a problem with those bastards lol

[OR Freebird]

lol...

don't forget to bring a towel.

I wasn't planning on hitching a ride with them. But it could be used to take a snap at their ass as thry're runnin for the door.

Will stock towel, and double-sided tape just in case I get lucky. Good idea.

I like the aluminum hat and the Remington. That really makes this a class act. Must act in strictest secrecy to avoid detection.

Will check back later. Kepp those ideas flowin ...

Peace.

Out.

[supersonicchronic]

It's fucked up how they keep on comin to earth with no weed, I saw the plane/ship whatever the fuck they came in on once, it was way more advanced then any thing we have, but why is their ganj not as good as ours?

[chris420]

HAHAHAHAHA

[supersonicchronic]

HAHAHAHAHA

Towely is the man.

[OR Freebird]

You saw the ship !? Was it spliff shaped??? With a glowing red ember at the arse end.

I've seen it in my dreams. I keep rolling leafy substances in it's image trying to get a handle on this.