Aliens are eating my stash

[OR Freebird]

Day 1:

I know they are. I can smell it on their breath, the little purple bastards. I tried all the usual remedies -- shark repellent, pungi sticks, flypaper -- but I only made them angry. Every day I look there's a little bit more gone, and pot crumbs all over my desk.

Day 2:

Nailed one, with shrimp fork I was using to clean my bowl. Had the sucker pinned to the table, but as I moved in with the scissors, he ripped off his ear and fled. And the f'r actually grabbed a nug in broad nightlight while I was sitting their vegging with a stony stare.

Dat 3:

My bag is gone and I'm really high. There's a bud stuffed in my nose, a calling card of the alien mafia I fear. Checked the growroom and saw that they had manicured my plants without my permission, topping 2. Bastards. I hope you die and rot in wherever you guys go to rot.

Come back if you dare -- I got a double-barreled shotgun full of M&M's, and I'm ready to blast you into a sugary sweet oblivion.

But anyways, that's not what I wanted to ask. What I wanted to ask IS "Do you think I'm crazy or are there really aliens chowing down on my stash?"

OR Freebird Reviewed by OR Freebird on 07-03-2005. Aliens are eating my stash Day 1: I know they are. I can smell it on their breath, the little purple bastards. I tried all the usual remedies -- shark repellent, pungi sticks, flypaper -- but I only made them angry. Every day I look there's a little bit more gone, and pot crumbs all over my desk. Day 2: Nailed one, with shrimp fork I was using to clean my bowl. Had the sucker pinned to the table, but as I moved in with the scissors, he ripped off his ear and fled. And the f'r actually grabbed a nug in broad Rating: 5

[tylerkane]

crazy

[NOTEHOOK]

i dunno man aliens are pretyt crazy

[lateralus]

Yeah, the nation's immigration system is unbelievable.

the little purple bastards.

Never seen a purple Mexican, though. The fuck drugs are you on?

[supersonicchronic]

I think the aliens are crazy. The ones here took me in as one of their own. I'm smoking with one right now. He won't pass the J that greedy little fucker.

"Reality is a fun place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there"

[OR Freebird]

Yeah, they don't like to share. Never smoked with one, but I'll smoke the next one I catch dippin into my stash

[lateralus]

but I'll smoke the next one I catch dippin into my stash

Careful what you say. :X

[OR Freebird]

yer right. I'll just wrap my stash in Aluminum Wrap, that oughta foil them

[lateralus]

True. Do these aliens have any friends? Always smoke other people's buds.

[69DarklotuS69]

You guys tell me if im wrong but i dont think it is weed that guys is smoking