I'm in a dilemma. I'm a student so I don't have a great job, but it's pretty good and I want to keep it. But...I get randomly drug tested. They don't send it to a lab, they just use an at home type test. I've been through it before, they take a drop of your piss and put it on the strip. It comes up positive or negative for a series of drugs. Since they are random I cannot carry someones urine with me 24-7. I came up with a mixture that looks exactly like pee. It's water, a drop of food dye and a bit of vanilla extract to darken it a bit. It looks EXACT.

I can carry this pre-made fake urine on me at all times, and it will work becuase the test doesnt test for pH or anything like that. But....I cannot hand my boss a cold sample, it doesn't have to be exact body temperature, but it has to feel believeable.

I obviously cannot take forever in the bathroom, this technique has to be quick. The tap in the bathroom does not run hot water. I thought i had a good idea that i tested myself with a drug testing strip, but I need a heating method. I do not think handwarmers would heat up rapidly enough. Any suggestions?
Leftover Crack Reviewed by Leftover Crack on . rapid heating techniques I'm in a dilemma. I'm a student so I don't have a great job, but it's pretty good and I want to keep it. But...I get randomly drug tested. They don't send it to a lab, they just use an at home type test. I've been through it before, they take a drop of your piss and put it on the strip. It comes up positive or negative for a series of drugs. Since they are random I cannot carry someones urine with me 24-7. I came up with a mixture that looks exactly like pee. It's water, a drop of food dye and Rating: 5