This is an email I got from the aliens last month;

"Earthling,
Our world is far superior to your world in countless ways. Our world is perfect and we have no laws. We dont even need them. Our only interest in your world is your marijuana. We are willing to work with the scientists of earth to cultivate weed on our planet, but the laws on your earth make this impossible. Therefore, we shall make use of the system, arresting your people and seizing your marijuana for our own people. As we say here in farewell, dfkjkjd sdkfjdkjfk iqwwsklflg!!!!"

Can you imagine a blunt from Jupiter???