Aliens?

[Kramerica]

This is an email I got from the aliens last month;

"Earthling,
Our world is far superior to your world in countless ways. Our world is perfect and we have no laws. We dont even need them. Our only interest in your world is your marijuana. We are willing to work with the scientists of earth to cultivate weed on our planet, but the laws on your earth make this impossible. Therefore, we shall make use of the system, arresting your people and seizing your marijuana for our own people. As we say here in farewell, dfkjkjd sdkfjdkjfk iqwwsklflg!!!!"

Can you imagine a blunt from Jupiter???

[Dick Justice]

Somehow I see LSD as the choice drug of aliens.

[w4terb0ng]

that would be great...
i'd let them abduct me anytime.
as long as there are no anal probings involved...
that's another story though...

[mynameismike0]

Ignignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon.
Ur: You said it right!
Ignignot: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.
Ur: Man, you hear what he's sayin'?
Ignignot: Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon.
Ur: *We're* the Moon!
Ignignot: But that would belittle the name of our Moon, which is the Moon.
Ur: Point is, we're at the center, not you!
Carl: No, the real point is I don't give a damn.

[Ausman]

HAHA i love that shit. aliens are real and as long as im blazed as fuck ill go up anytime

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Astronauts should smoke (even cigs) in the shuttle (space ship..yay) when they're in space, so we can see smoke at 0 Gravity
You could suck it up with a straw.. so fun
Ok i must be fucked up, as gravity pulls things down, and smoke goes up
But it may float around and look cool, if someone's willing to become an astronaut to try it

[Fattie]

Hydrizzle or anyone that doesnt believe me, it is true. We heard them in the living room and then for the next few days, everytime we light up a blunt or jay then it would begin thundering and lightnining or whatever. It is a very serious concept. And when i say herb is the way to god, i say that it helps you figure out everything so you would find the way to god if you believe in it. Its fucked up man, I know. But its true.

[chillstoner420]

i understand what hes saying. ive had crazy ass thoughts like that when i was blazed out of my mind. me and some other friends think that there is some higher being, that writes out like...EVERYTHING that happens in the world. like a big ass movie script. i dont remember what came after that though....DAMN ALIENS!!1

[Klae]

dude theyre real....me n a friend loaded a bowl n like..we were tlaking n we looke down....n it was gone....nowhere to be found....damn you aliens...

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

Well..Either A)you had an encounter with 'aliens'
or B)You smoked yourself crazy.

Now let's look at the options or facts..Ah I don't know if there is any.

I believe you though if that helps. But oh well. If they come back offer them a bowl and welcome them to earth the stoner way.