could you imagine just walking down the street one day...stoned out of your mind... just generally enjoying the day and all....
then, out of nowhere...this giant barrel comes out of the clouds and starts taking shots at your ass. POW POW POW POW POW POW POW. all of a sudden it's like fucking NAM or something and you're running scared for your life... then, some enormous mother fucker comes out and he's got this big fucking magnifying glass holding it over your head until the sun finally fries you like a god damned chicken nugget. oh, and THEN... some guy decides, hey.. this would be cool....
and he whips out his blimp sized penis and douses you in urine trying to drown you. (my personal favorite for insect torture) anyway...that would be crazy shit, right?
btw, i'm not an animal rights activist or anything like that...that's not the point to my story.....


PETA all the way!!
(People Eating Tasty Animals)