My Friday night

[robert42]

Well it was a m8s birthday so we went down the pub we had been drinking and smoking already we went pub about 8pm stayed there till half 11 (so i was told) i got complelty mashed up. Today i woke up and i nearly shit myself in panic i woke up in a house i never seen b4. I rolled over and there was 2 girls and my m8 in this double bed we were well out in the sticks this house was in the country in the middle of nowhere. I didnt even know them let alone remember these girls, my m8 on the other hand said we got chattin to them and they offered us to stay there as we had no form of transport. The rest of my mates left the pub early so we were stranded up there no matter what.

I havent a clue if anything happened. So i was in this awkard position with 2 girls who were startin to wake up who i didnt have a clue who they were. Well they woke up and i tried acting like i knew them... until they called me Brian apparantly i told them my name was Brian which i played along with to save face. Then they asked me about my job (im really unemployed) but apparently i told them i was in the Army and my Dad was a Sargeant (MORE LIKE A CRACK HEAD) :|

These girls werent the best looking girls i'd seen and my m8 told me i kept on waffling about War Stories and stuff. I even told them my dad was in NAM! We quickly talked our way out of everything saying my m8 had a business meeting we proceeded to leave the house when we realised we were a good 2 hours from home, no bus stops no trains or fuck all just this LONG ASS ROAD we walking down it it seemed never ending.

I ONLY JUST GOT HOME.

IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN

robert42 Reviewed by robert42 on 07-02-2005. My Friday night Well it was a m8s birthday so we went down the pub we had been drinking and smoking already we went pub about 8pm stayed there till half 11 (so i was told) i got complelty mashed up. Today i woke up and i nearly shit myself in panic i woke up in a house i never seen b4. I rolled over and there was 2 girls and my m8 in this double bed we were well out in the sticks this house was in the country in the middle of nowhere. I didnt even know them let alone remember these girls, my m8 on the other Rating: 5

[somebody someone]

lol dude that sounds like fun! well.. if the girls were hot... but an adventure none the less

[mellowman420]

that doesn't sound like fun to me. YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT. drinking a lot always seems to have negitive outcomes for me= hangover,get in trouble, fight, get in a bad situation the next day, puke. booze is only good in moderation.

[robert42]

exactly mellowman

i drank too much i cant even remmeber it, it was horrible i felt sorry for the girls i waffled for hours to them abot bullshit!

its not fun at all to be like that

STICK TO THE GREEN

[Oli]

IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN

Everyone always says that after a nights heavy drinking. Eventually you'll forget how bad it was and think it'd be fun to go to the pub again. A never ending cycle.

[robert42]

na i never drink me, onlydid cos it was a m8s bday, i didnt mean i never will drink agen. i will just not as much :P

[EverydayJunglist]

ahh the wonders of alcohol....so did ya fuck em? You might hvae some kids floatin around in about 9 months

[spinner]

This is how I can tell in those situation. If I wake up and I'm horney, we didn't fuck. If they wake up and I'm still asleep...WE FUCKED!

[robert42]

fuck knows my knob feels funny maybe a touch of anal lmao o god i hope it was with a female lmfao

i hope i fucked em maybe we had a groupie session going on

who knows,

[Nochowderforyou]

"I'm never drinking again"

Ha ha! I can't even tell you how many times I've said that after talking to the toilet bowl. The next week, I'd be falling down drunk again. But now that I've pretty much given up booze, except the occasional beer with supper, I don't have to worry about that anymore.

You'll be back at the pub next celebration, I know it...