i've had some good laughs but this one is probabaly the most 're-tellable'

quite a while ago now when i first started, me and my mate smoked some J and went back to mine for munch. once we were in mine i could see that my buddy had the WORST dry mouth. he was really hungry and asked for food. i decided that the best thing for the job was CRACKERS! he took one bite and that was that! i challegned him to eat 2 in a minute. the one single bite he took stayed in his mouth for at least 5 mins! then we were laughing so hard that it started just coming back out his mouth all over the floor.

good times!