Quote Originally Posted by Stedric
I think mine is one of those "had to be there" type of things. But I'll try to make it funny anyways.

I was chilling with a buddy who would later become my best friend. We hadn't known each other for long, and we would usually hang out after he'd gotten high. I didn't smoke weed back then.

Anyways I had a slushie type thing I was enjoying, and he was lying on the bench staring at the sky. I didn't realize just how f*cked up he was until he asked if he could have some. I pass him the slushie without thinking, and didn't think anything of it. A half second later I hear him scream "AAAAH! WHY IS IT LEAKING OUT OF MY FACE?!"

I turn around and he's trying to pour the slushie down his throat, but not CLOSING HIS MOUTH to swallow. The sugary drink is pouring down his face and into his hair, and he's all wide-eyed and freaked out about it. Between laughs I managed to choke out "Close your mouth, dipshit". His response; "Oh, yeah!"

Must have been some good weed.
OMG laughing my ass off. funny shit. leaking. lol