Ever laughed...

[Greensworth]

so hard you thought you where going to die? I did tonight. Some comedian was on tv tonight. My good sweet green companion i was so high i almost stopped breathing. Me and my roomate were smoking like a couple months ago i made him laugh till he passed out. It was terrific. He litterally went to sleep for about a half hour. So i thought i killed him at very first then i saw him breathing. Anyone else got stories? Please share them...



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Greensworth Reviewed by Greensworth on 07-01-2005. Ever laughed... so hard you thought you where going to die? I did tonight. Some comedian was on tv tonight. My good sweet green companion i was so high i almost stopped breathing. Me and my roomate were smoking like a couple months ago i made him laugh till he passed out. It was terrific. He litterally went to sleep for about a half hour. So i thought i killed him at very first then i saw him breathing. Anyone else got stories? Please share them... DO IT! Rating: 5

[WeBB15]

Yeah man, Me and my friend went on a boat trip with my brother, but this was the first time they met. So we were on his little sailboat(we werent sailing, just using the small engine) and you have to turn the engine to make it turn, ya know the rudder. Anyways it was me, my bro, and my friend(driving). I asked to drive to boat and he let me because he knew me, and I know he wouldnt of let my bro drive because he just met him... But I didnt realize at the time, so my bro asks me to drive, and I was just like "Yeah sure." So my dumbass brother goes to the back of the boat to steer. He saw a crab pot that was like 150 degrees behind us. He puts the engine to full speed and turns real quick and the motor falls in the fuckin' water! the kid, freaks out(hes british too fill ya in) He starts screaming "DAHHMMMIT!" "DAHHHMMITT!" It was so weak.

My bro and I were just dying with tears. We were in a bay only like 200 yards away from our house, we had paddles so we just paddled back. And when we were tying up the boats, he fell off the dock(3ft out of water) and held on to the pole full of barnacles. He started crying and screaming, we were laughing so hard, then we realized he could actually be hurt, so we helped him out.... And to this day whenever me or my bro says, "DAHHMIT!", we just start cheesing out.

And like an hour ago I just remebered it when me and my bro were taking rips, Its been like 4 years... We cheesed out so hard.


EDIT: Ok, Im really high, and I guess I went too far on the story and shit. oh well.

[420ultimatesmokage]

back when i first started smoking, i laughed so hard i couldnt breath but i never passed out.

[slipknotpsycho]

dude that' sosme of the greatest shit i've heard in awhile......i can just imagine the whole damn thing

[IrieAllie]

Last night, I talked my husband into getting stoned with me. He's so "responsible" and all...and when he gets stoned, it's a riot. So he starts rambling on about the movie "Missing in Action" (he MEANT Mission Impossible), and how the star of the movie was "Tom Norris" (instead of Tom Cruise)....then he looks at me real serious, and says "Who the fuck is Norris?" And I just started laughing so hard, I thought I was going to pee my pants. And he's still off in space rambling on about "Norris the Texas Ranger" being in the movie "Missing in Action". Then he just stops, and I am still laughing, and he's like "What did you say?" I'm like "I didn't say anything." And he's like "Well, I asked you who the fuck Norris was....and what did you say?" I am on the verge of pissing in my pants, and I am like "I didn't say a fucking thing about Norris." He's like "Who the fuck is Norris? What are you talking about?" I gave up, man...but I love laughing like that. How CAN'T you?????

[slipknotpsycho]

......ok maybe weed isn't for him lol

[CanaBliss]

Haha, that's great Allie.

[Nochowderforyou]

Oh fuck ya. A few times for me.

First time I saw Fear in Loathing, when Johnny Depps character says, "No, we can't stop here, this is bat country!"...Ha ha! I laughed through the whole movie at that one part.

Another time, just last week actually, I was listening to some Bill Hick's comedy and Adam Sandler. Bill Hicks said something like this..."that joint was so good, it felt like it was grown by God, rolled up by Jesus, and sealed with Claudia(sp?) Shiffers(sp?) pussy juice"...Sandler's track was somethng called "Cock and Balls"...all I remeber is me laughing and hearing, "why don't you whip out your cock and balls and give them a rub"...ha ha ha!!! You had to be there.

[Nochowderforyou]

Last night, I talked my husband into getting stoned with me. He's so "responsible" and all...and when he gets stoned, it's a riot. So he starts rambling on about the movie "Missing in Action" (he MEANT Mission Impossible), and how the star of the movie was "Tom Norris" (instead of Tom Cruise)....then he looks at me real serious, and says "Who the fuck is Norris?" And I just started laughing so hard, I thought I was going to pee my pants. And he's still off in space rambling on about "Norris the Texas Ranger" being in the movie "Missing in Action". Then he just stops, and I am still laughing, and he's like "What did you say?" I'm like "I didn't say anything." And he's like "Well, I asked you who the fuck Norris was....and what did you say?" I am on the verge of pissing in my pants, and I am like "I didn't say a fucking thing about Norris." He's like "Who the fuck is Norris? What are you talking about?" I gave up, man...but I love laughing like that. How CAN'T you?????

Whoa, your hubby needs to lay off the reefer...

[partyguy420]

man i like that boat storie.
and yea that CD u are talking about "nochowderforyou' is cock and balls. and it his mom saying "why don't you whip out your cock and balls and give them a rub for mom(or mommy)"