I LOVE going to class stoned, the teachers at my school are so retarted. I used to come stoned to spanish like once a week, and made it so obvious. I come into class with squinty blood-shot eyes 5 minutes late and every1 laughs when I walk in and the teacher didnt know anything. He askes me 1 of the questions on the board and I say some random phrase like Como te llamas or something and start laughing uncontrollably.

And also i'm on the track team and running stoned and/or drunk is lots of fun.