i got pulled over once with some friends..i wasn't driving. my cousin was going to jail for a warrant... and i had a hand scale in my sock. the cop (after searching the other two people in the car) asks if i've got anything illegal on me. i say no. he says ''if i search you, i'm not going to find anything?" ..and i'm like um..no.
so i got away...whew.

another time, i had just got through smoking a few good bowls and walked over to the payphone near where i lived at the time to call a friend. while walking over there, i had a jacket on and no pockets (it was inside out) so i just kept the pipe and two dime bags i had in my hand and let the arms of the jacket hang over my hands so nobody could see the weed. anyhow, i'm talking on the phone and this cop rolls up asking the neighborhood kiddos if they called 9-1-1 from the payphone. i get way paranoid and end the call. i start walking the opposite direction of the parked squad car, and the cop says "Hey! ....Hey you! Come here!" i act like i don't hear the guy and keep walking. again, he says "Hey! I'm talking to you! COME HERE NOW." so i start wiggin out really hard and try to keep myself together while walking over to him. i get over to the car and he's looking me right in the eyes (they are EXTREMELY bloodshot and i can feel it) and says, "Are you calling 9-1-1"? i'm like...um...i'm 18, why the hell would i want to prank call 9-1-1??? even if i did, i wouldn't do it right next to the manager's office where ALL of the neighborhood people hang out. anyway, he let me go and i walked quickly back to my house sweating my ass off.