The year before I met my first serious g/f, I had a little rhendezvous with her best friend and a friend of mine, both younger than me. That wasn't much because it was outside in the middle of winter and basically, I only penetrated so far and my friend got several whacks. But I was 16. 14 years, 13 girls later, I'm slipping.

And, I was wondering, I saw December?