To quote Bill Hicks:
Anyone that far to the right is hiding a very deep, dark secret, you do know that, right? I'm an armchair psychologist but anyone that far to the right - you know when Jesse Helms finally dies - he's going to commit suicide first of all in a washtub out back underneath a pecan tree he's going to slash his wrists and he's gonna write in blood, "I been a bad boy" - but you know they're going to find the skins of young children drying in his attic, swarms of horseflies going in and out of the eaves, and on CNN, over and over, his wife going "I always wondered about Jesse's collection of little shoes....