-No George, it's a joint!

-Oh a joint..? ....Is that what that is...? Ah.. heh, well y'know fellas I can't really afford to get hooked, I got enough problems what with the drinkin' and all.

-You won't get hooked. Just try it.

*minutes later*

-That there was a UFO. Yup, see, the Venutians, they come down to earth and... etc