Glastonbury you plank. It's a big, fat, manic, pointless music festival where crap bands and crap singers pretend they give a shit about poverty so throw a fat, noisy racket in the middle of nowhere.

It's like Woodstock, only British, and shit.
Button Basher Reviewed by Button Basher on . Glasto fuck, i wish i could have gone!!! it looks sooo good! i'll go one day....but anyways, i've been having my own glastonbury weekend, sitting in the garden, stoned, with a radio, i've had full coverage of the sets on the web as well. i've barely come inside, lol.... anyone go to glasto? anyone been before? Rating: 5