I want this girl, but she needs somthing first, HELP!

[professer evil]

that bitch need to be taken out the back and shot,forget her and get a girls whos goin to give u the coochie,she sounds like a stuck up little cunt,her kind need to be fucked up the ass against their will until the shit starts rolling out their mouth

[Creeper]

that bitch need to be taken out the back and shot,forget her and get a girls whos goin to give u the coochie,she sounds like a stuck up little cunt,her kind need to be fucked up the ass against their will until the shit starts rolling out their mouth

Hmm...sounds like someone here has been turned down 100 too many times.....sounds like he has some serious anger issues with women....poor fella.

[Not Enough Herb]

theres 2 things u can do:

1) yell "im rick james bitch"

2) stab her with ur dick RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!

hell if that doesnt work looks like ur gonna be on the handball team a little longer

goodluck,

later

[Juggalotus]

I let him read some of these, he still dont know what the fuck to do...I'd go with teh whole "find christ" shit. By the way, her parents are obsessed over my friend...They usually ask the girl if he is coming over...Thx for the ideas~!

[jacquelyne]

PSYCHO lol

[muncheemama]

that bitch need to be taken out the back and shot,forget her and get a girls whos goin to give u the coochie,she sounds like a stuck up little cunt,her kind need to be fucked up the ass against their will until the shit starts rolling out their mouth

goddamn son, what did your mom do to you?

[Juggalotus]

I think when he was born she had his penis permanently stapled between his ass cheeks.

Anyways back on subject, I dont think they're any different with each other...She still avoids physical contact...and all that shit...I told him to fukin let it be...but hes still trying...So lesson learned for him after its over.

[Not Enough Herb]

her: so i found this good passage in the bibble today and....
me: zzzzzzzzzzzz

if shes not even gonna touch u like WTF IS THE POINT

start running now...dont even turn back just run

problem solved

later

[Hektik]

I go with. "Im rick james bitch"

[slipknotpsycho]

you know i was with a christian chic once...didn't work..IMO they like to play too many head games....after getting me all worked up (her choice) sexually two days later she dumps me for someone else...same thing happened to BOTH my brothers...christian chics just don't work well...atleast not for my family.....oh well lesson learned for me atleast....