Quote Originally Posted by SmokeyPotter
This night turned out to be extremely bad for me, so I hope you all will bear with me while I vent a bit...
So the night starts good enough, my buddy Stew and I were hanging out with some girls over at their apartment and things are going really well, everybody is having a great time. Eventually Stew and I head back to my place but on the way notice a campus security guard and some dude walking in our direction, so we dip into my apartment in hopes of avoiding trouble. We aren't so lucky. Seconds later we are greeted to the sounds to knocking at our door. Apparently campus security had picked up this guy, whom I do not know, and brought him back to my place because this guy, who was underage and intoxicated, said he was staying with my roommate. the officer asked Stew and I if we had been drinking to which we truthfully replied, "yes, we've had four or five beers". The officer then proceeds takes me with him while he searches the place. Long story short, he finds my bong and confiscates it. Stew and I narrowly avoid any fines or arrests because we were straight-up with this guy. But what it comes down to is that my bong, Bongtius Pilate, my friend whom I've shared countless good times with is now gone. Gone forever because some dumbfuck decided to lead the law back to my place. I know I have to move on but honestly, things will never be the same without Bongius. He was sacrificed to save my ass, and now he's gone with some fake-pig who's probably looking forward to smashing him all over the concrete later tonite. I just hope if there is a heaven, Bongtius will be there spreading joy to all.

RIP
BONGTIUS PILATE
srr for double post:

Did the university kick you off campus yet?