you should find out where this rent a cop lives and once a day scatter a handful of roofing tacks at the end of his driveway till you are satisfied that he has spent at least a couple grand on new tires and if he comes back to your place again just take whatever change you have in your pocket and hand it to him then tell him heres your lunch money back lets just call it even or if he likes bongs so much collect all the used bong water from your friends and empty it on the seats of his car after he gets a whiff of that i bet he wont go near another bong for quite a while sorry for your loss dude but dont take this lying down
ezjim Reviewed by ezjim on . "When bad turns to worse", or "My bong is gone forever" This night turned out to be extremely bad for me, so I hope you all will bear with me while I vent a bit... So the night starts good enough, my buddy Stew and I were hanging out with some girls over at their apartment and things are going really well, everybody is having a great time. Eventually Stew and I head back to my place but on the way notice a campus security guard and some dude walking in our direction, so we dip into my apartment in hopes of avoiding trouble. We aren't so lucky. Rating: 5