yesterday i was at my house, and someone knocks on my door... i open up the door, and like woah! 20 disney cartoon characters are outside with guns and swords, so i did what any great warrior would have done. I banished them with my magical knob-stick back to the great saraha desert. After that, i ate 12 hotpockets... and i had the worst case of diarheaa ever since i went to jack in the box... and ordered the new chibbaca sandwich. This seriously happaned, after the crap... i bought some cocaine and shot myself. And needless to say, i'm still alive and i think i'm ready for another adventure
























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OzzyOz Reviewed by OzzyOz on . Fuckin scary experience Yah so i was at my friends house tonight with some other guys and we go outside and find out we need to fight about 15 people, and there were 8 of us. So of course we end up getting into the fight and they all pull out fuckin knives even though they outnumber us. I guess we all came to our senses and booked it out of there but my buddy M got shanked on the side of his ribcage and is was bleeding like crazy. After this, we go back to my friends house and get some weed from this guy that came Rating: 5