yesterday i was at my house, and someone knocks on my door... i open up the door, and like woah! 20 disney cartoon characters are outside with guns and swords, so i did what any great warrior would have done. I banished them with my magical knob-stick back to the great saraha desert. After that, i ate 12 hotpockets... and i had the worst case of diarheaa ever since i went to jack in the box... and ordered the new chibbaca sandwich. This seriously happaned, after the crap... i bought some cocaine and shot myself. And needless to say, i'm still alive and i think i'm ready for another adventure
























you turd burgeler