social worker

[Hit That Dutch]

my dads sending me to a 'social worker' he said, because of me doing drugs and shit, but do you think that i would have to drug tested. one of my friends has to go to a counsler and he gets drug tested everytime he sees her. im assuming i would because its for drugs but my dad specifically said a social worker and it sounds like a social worker wouldn't drug test me. do you think i'd have to get a drug tested with this person?

Hit That Dutch Reviewed by Hit That Dutch on 06-24-2005. social worker my dads sending me to a 'social worker' he said, because of me doing drugs and shit, but do you think that i would have to drug tested. one of my friends has to go to a counsler and he gets drug tested everytime he sees her. im assuming i would because its for drugs but my dad specifically said a social worker and it sounds like a social worker wouldn't drug test me. do you think i'd have to get a drug tested with this person? Rating: 5

[muncheemama]

social workers are full of shit....they are glorified high school counselors....waste of money.

[Hit That Dutch]

social workers are full of shit....they are glorified high school counselors....waste of money.

haha i know thats what i was thinking, but my parents think it will help....haha they have another thing coming

[muncheemama]

well, whatever, but if your dad wants you to get help he needs to pony up the dough and get you to a psychiatrist, you dont have to tell him that though.

[Hit That Dutch]

well, whatever, but if your dad wants you to get help he needs to pony up the dough and get you to a psychiatrist, you dont have to tell him that though.

haha he said he didnt want to get one because a social worker 'will help me with my adhd'

[EverydayJunglist]

what ever happened to a good ol' fashioned ass whoopin....fuckin social worker,jesus christ

[Sentinel]

OMGWTFBBQ look at your hair boy, thats enough for your dad to take you to a social worker lol. But do some weird shit for the social worker like pissing on the floor n stuff and talkin like elmo

[Delta9]

Read This:

How to get out of a mental institution
Guidelines
The basic strategy is to play along. Do not start fighting back or argue with the staff. They will not let you out, if you are "treatment resistant". Try to express hope and optimism. Do not deny that you are/were at risk of suicide and that this is a serious problem.
The following are points for behavior and communication with the staff in general, and psychiatric interviews in particular.
Body Language
· Make good eye contact, this is the first thing they check.
· Make sure your expression matches your mood.
· You must avoid seeming smug, cynical or superior, as this may indicate that you are not on the same side as your therapists.
Reality Testing
· Be prepared to answer questions like the date, the name of the president, your age, etc. You may also be asked to do some basic math problems or interpret some common sayings.
· Do not exaggerate when praising the treatment, your therapists, or other support.
Establishing Alliance with Doctors
· Express seeing treatment itself as a source of hope.
· Present yourself as truly fighting to be alive.
· Appraise the therapy realistically as a potential, but not magical source of support.
· Ask the examining doctor if it is possible to feel better again, this means you are hopeful and interested in recovery.
· Tell the shrinks you like them, that they are helping you and you want their help, that the drugs are helping, that everything is fine, that you really appreciate their intervention.
· When discussing your failed attempt you should look ashamed, say how sad you are and weep, express regret and say you cannot believe you did such a thing.
· When you are asked if you have any plans to harm yourself, look stunned and say something like. "I cannot even imagine what I would do. I certainly would never do attempt suicide again."
· Make sure you say something like "I cannot believe I stopped looking for help." or something that expresses you know there are alternatives to suicide.
Lowering Perceived Impulsivity
· You may be tempted to act as if there is nothing wrong with you neither now nor in your past, and therefore you should be released from hospital. However, assuming that you were hospitalized due to an attempt, this may convince your doctors that your attempt was impulsive, so they will not release you quickly. A different approach might be to admit to a problem in the past which caused your attempt. This will give the therapist some motivation for suicide, and reduce the reason to explain your attempt using impulsivity. All that remains is to convince your doctor that you have gotten over the problem, or at least are beginning to see a way out of it.
· Do you have a history of being impulsive? If so and if it is possible, do not disclose this. Otherwise, if it is mentioned try to gloss it over.
· Be prepared to answer questions such as: "What do you think you are going to do?", "Do you think you are going to be safe over the next several weeks?", "In your judgment are you able to resist these impulses?".
History
What Not to do
· Do not express idealization or fantasies about death or drug use.
· Do not disclose self-hatred, rage, aloneness, and any drug use.
· If possible, do not disclose previous suicide attempts, or suicide incidents, or drug/alcohol relapses in your family.

Watch the movie "One Flew Over the Coo-Coo Nest" and think about the nurses response to 'resisting and fighting'

[NextGen]

just kiss there fucking ass till it's over. You're not cured till you've kissed enough ass. and that's what yu'll get out of all this. have fun

[Euphoric]

just kiss there fucking ass till it's over. You're not cured till you've kissed enough ass. and that's what yu'll get out of all this. have fun

yes, i agree. we should send your folks to cannabis.com for "re-education", also.