SEEN AS HOW VERY FEW OF YOU APPRETIATED MY "QUESTIONS" ..HERE'S A LITTLE RYHME TO KEEP YOU AMUSED FOR A FEW SECONDS.

THERE WAS A WEE MAN FROM LEEDS,WHO SWALLOWED A PACKET OF SEEDS
WITHIN ONE HOUR HIS D*CK WAS A FLOWER AND HIS B*LLS WERE A RIOT OF WEEDS.

HOPE YOU FOUND THIS AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT FUNNY.IF NOT KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF.

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