ANOTHER POINTLESS QUESTION

[ezjim]

i think we are evolving INto chimps or at least some of us are

[ganjalf]

SEEN AS HOW VERY FEW OF YOU APPRETIATED MY "QUESTIONS" ..HERE'S A LITTLE RYHME TO KEEP YOU AMUSED FOR A FEW SECONDS.

THERE WAS A WEE MAN FROM LEEDS,WHO SWALLOWED A PACKET OF SEEDS
WITHIN ONE HOUR HIS D*CK WAS A FLOWER AND HIS B*LLS WERE A RIOT OF WEEDS.

HOPE YOU FOUND THIS AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT FUNNY.IF NOT KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF.

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[ermitonto]

Creationists like to ask why apes aren't evolving into humans, which is as ridiculous as asking why elephants aren't evolving into swans. Biological diversity arose because each animal fits into a certain niche of the ecosystem. Apes have their own niche, which seems to be working fine for them. They have all sorts of features that help them live and thrive in their own environment, and they don't need to walk around on two legs with no hair and be super-intelligent to do it.

A more important question would be, if Creationism is true, then why did God create chimpanzees to be almost exactly like humans (we share almost all of our DNA with chimps)? "Hmmmm, I think I'll make these animals in my own image, call them 'humans', and have them reign over the earth. But wait! I think I'll make something almost in my image and put it in the jungles, just to really make them wonder. How about I make a whole family of almost-humans, and bury fossils that make it look like there was some sort of proto-animal that looks like all of them! Oooh, I could even make strings of slowly changing fossils so they get the crazy idea that animals change over time."

[Kramerica]

so howcome there arent Half man half Monkey walking around then.?.

charles darwin really threw a spanner in the works with that theory..evolution.

Have you been to South Carolina lately????????????????????

[4252]

The apes chose not to evolve after they looked at us and realized what a bad idea it was.

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[somebody someone]

so howcome there arent Half man half Monkey walking around then.?.

dude thats such a stupid question... you might not understand me but... humans and mokeys share certain similarities and if we all look the same (humans) then how wud u know were not half human half monkey, we arE! but we dont know what a "full human" (so to speak) would look like... make sense?

[Texastweeked]

Just a thought.....WE evolved becuase WE discovered "GRASS" !! you don't see many chimps smoking a joint.
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[ermitonto]

So that's why we have opposable thumbs. To roll joints. It makes so much sense now.

[w4terb0ng]

all a load of shit to me. i don't know about you guys...but i did NOT evolve from a shit flinging chimp. believe what you want...
yes, there are similarities between the two...but NO, i don't believe that we evolved from apes...OR any kind of "similar ancestor". that's the biggest joke ever. i'm a human... i came from a human, who came from a human, who came from a human, and so on.
be a chimp if ya want... i'll stay where i am.

[ermitonto]

If that's so, why are there no records of human fossils that can be carbon dated back more than a couple hundred thousand years? Did humans just fall out of the sky or something, after some very human-looking creatures went extinct? Sorry, I just trust scientists more than I trust your pre-existing beliefs.