I usually name my plants after their traits. How they look usually, or how they grow.

Here are a few and why:

*Lazy Susan because she took 3 friggin weeks into flowering before I knew she was a female.
*Stanky Jane-because this WW I grew stunk so fuckin bad, self explanitory
*White Fire-because the white hairs in the early stages of flowering, looked like white fire blazing and reaching for the sky

Dingleberry
Purple Monkey
Pickleweasel
I don't know, whatever.