Dont worry about monopolizing my time... you're the only one who wants to hear what I have to say anyhow

Even if you get a P.O. Box, you can still be tracked. Nowadays, any and every federal agency involved with mail knows whom owns what PO Box.

I think I would just order the damn seeds and keep the order small and you will be fine. You will still be paranoid but thats normal.

Many many many people have ordered without incident.