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[general]

You Know You're a Pothead When...
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

Your bong is taller than your dog.

It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

You set your wedding date for 4/20.

You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

You sell your car for gas money

You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!

Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.


taken from this site: http://www.blogthings.com/Pothead.html

general Reviewed by general on 06-23-2005. thought this was funny You Know You're a Pothead When... You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem. Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. Your bong is taller than your dog. It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint. You set your wedding date for 4/20. Rating: 5

[tylerkane]

my sister was married on 4/20, haha
"You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning. "
thank god for that, or i wouldnt be classified as a stoner, just a weiner lol

[slipknotpsycho]

ok i decided to answer these since alot of them seem to apply to me this are my honest answers:

You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
never heard it
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
about twice as much actually
Your bong is taller than your dog.
yup ^^
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
happens when i 'm stoned alot...can't seem to get the digits working right
You set your wedding date for 4/20.
i was going to but she didn't want to wait that long
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
never had a job at 4-20 but i would take off and always treat it as a holiday
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.
never had a legally driveable car but i could see this happening
You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
that happens on about average 15 times a day with me
You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.
sounds funny but i wouldn't do it
You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
used to, before we couldn't afford fast food no more
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
i never wear sunglasses but i could see better with them on, i hate light
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
not a pack of papers it's more like i walk in and the dude says " you vant beddy philly mah friend? ~in apu voice~
Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.
if i had the choice then yea, but weed is scarce for me recently
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
can't say this one is true..i don't wash my bong much, but do change the water more often then i wash dishes
You sell your car for gas money
nope took me long enough to get a car aint' selling it for shit
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
lol i've done that plenty
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
all the damn time
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
more than just cylinders
Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
done it plenty, and always notice 420 on the clock and not on purpose i look over to see how much time is passed and it's 420...good timing i guess?
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
plenty....
You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.
not quite that perma-fried yet. but hope to acheive that greatness one day
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
hell yea!
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
LOL is there someone that hasn't? i thought it was normal
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.
dont have too many pothead friends...none actuall or i would but i do get every one of them ^^

so how do i rate on the pot-o-meter? lol

[Hempamasta]

That's awesome.